I want to be a spy

The title says it all, but first things first, I need to get some obligatory first post things out of the way. So I thought in order to make it less boring, I'd write my intro in haiku:

I am from L.A.
Went to an All-guys high school
Totally kicked ass

Wanted to be fob
Grew up in White area
Chose UC Berkeley

Shit, stupid mistake
Asians here are real real smart
School kicked my ass hard

I work at Stanford
Working to cure disease soon
Back to kicking ass

SO! Now that my past 5 years have been summarized, now onto the cool part....I want to be a spy. Yeah, pretty damn lofty goal, but after my friend introduced me to Burn Notice (if you haven't watched it, WATCH IT. if u haven't heard of it, GET OUT OF THAT EFFING ROCK U LIVE UNDER AND WATCH IT), I thought, "Jeebus, Michael Westen is a BAMF. I want to be a BAMF...ergo, I should be a spy."


I'm already hella good at facebook stalking, as my friends can attest to. My skills are only paralleled by one person that I know (his name will remain anonymous, but I can tell you it starts with a J, and rhymes with Ray). So while i'm at work, I start thinking of my qualifications:


PATRICK's SPY RESUME:

1) Good at intelligence gathering: Give me the name of any person, and I can find information about him/her

2) I can blend into my environment I go to Berkeley and I'm asian. I'm pretty sure if I was chased by a bum or like the Mafia, and I made it on to campus, they would NEVER find me. Unless i were chased by the Yakuza or the Triad...then i'm royally screwed.

3) I am effing bad-ass Ok, this is a lil bit more self-proclaimed...but I'm getting there. I have trained under military supervision (it still counts when u hit the school gym and ur army buddy works out with u)

4) I have a tactical support team If you watch Burn Notice, Mike has Sam and Fiona. If 2 people is all he needs for a team, then i'm set. I have an army of people. Better watch out.

5) I have a car. I'd like to think it's a chick magnet, but I think i'm fooling myself. It's cool, I know how to drive it, and I can make it from Berkeley to Palo Alto in 50 minutes in rush hour. that's pretty slick driving skills



So yeah, i'm sure there are more things that would make me an awesome spy. Hope this satisfied u readers as a suitable 'first entry.' Peace out