On another note, the World Cup is the prime example of everybody hates America. 1stly, as everybody should know by now, this Coulibaly douchebag from mali calls off our game-winning goal for this phantom offsides call. bull! not that it matters, cause we won the group anyways.
Secondly, did you see the way the Algeria fans were cheering about TYING us? They needed a win to advance, but they were plenty happy with just eliminating us from advancing?? That's so heartless...they are horrible..i would never wish something so bad on another country (haha, naw i would).
Now why is Patrick basically regurgitating world cup news even though we've been eliminated? Here's why. I believe that FIFA should hire me to be an official referee for the 2014 world cup. My plan would be to win their trust, and then totally eff over countries that dislike us. Countries like...Algeria, Ghana, France. That's basically it. Oh yeah, and i'd make sure if China ever miraculously made it into the world cup, I'd have them advance further than any asian team. that means that you are going down, N. Korea, S. Korea, and Japan! (BTW...how the fuck does a country so small and evil like North Korea have a team in the world cup and china doesn't??? it baffles me!)
FIFA needs a revolutionary referee like me to fight for the underdogs, like America, in the tournament.
I'll leave you with a pic of what I would do if I were on the national team, and the ref made a bogus offsides call:

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